Country Living for Dummies

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1. Take your wellies off before you walk on the white carpet.
2. Whatever you do, don’t get a white carpet.
3. Never brush your sheepdog. He requires dreadlocks so that the other doggies will think he looks cool.

4. If you meet your friend or neighbour while out for a drive, do stop and chat for however long it takes, especially if they are in their own jeep or tractor and…