Lessons in Sex Learned from Breeding my Dog
(If you’re hoping for an article on bestiality, click away now)!
This is Star. Well, that is a lie, although the dog in the photo is such a dead ringer, she might as well be. A cream golden retriever with melting chocolate eyes and a black velvet nose, too beautiful for her future Baby-Daddy to resist, when he met her for the first time last week.
The encounter that ensued was eye-opening, mind expanding even, causing me to ponder, yet again, why we think we are superior to the animals. I discovered, through this experience, that Frank & Honest is not just a brand of coffee.
Picture the scene: Star and I arrive in the home of some people and dogs that we’ve never met before. The people are lovely, welcoming and down to earth. The dog is bloody enormous! Poor Star — I think to myself — what am I about to put my poor virgin girl through?!
After the small talk and various niceties and formalities have been observed by the humans, the canines are introduced. What follows is a hilarious game of Chase around the kitchen island, the giant stud dog attempting to bury his nose in my girl’s bottom. As I said, frank and honest. And we’ve all seen how dogs behave in even the most casual of introductions. Imagine the scenario when both are hormonally primed and…